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the new movie of xiang zuo and guo biting is really crazy

2024-10-07

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xiang zuo is a good man.

leave the good prince alone and make a movie that is said to have an investment of 200 million.

to make money?

no, just to make the audience happy.



if you don’t believe it, look at a few pictures.

he came, he came touching his nose.



he came and he came touching his nose again.



he came, and he came by touching his nose.



why are you touching your nose?

the eye exercises teacher wanted to criticize me.

well, correct posture↓



however, maybe xiang zuo didn't care.

he may have used a subtle jab to tell his dad that he was dissatisfied with his name.

"xiang zuo" doesn't sound good, but "xiang zuo" is domineering.



the above is my personal interpretation and is nonsense.

according to xiang zuo's love for martial arts, it is reasonable to explain that he is paying tribute to the classics.





but i have to say that some people have the magic power to turn classics into funny moments.

for example, ji lingchen.

with his big teeth exposed, he looks like a fool in everything he does.



in "infernal affairs", he plays the younger brother who likes his sister-in-law.

edison chen is the leader among ruffians.

ji lingchen was a bit of a fool.





it looked like wu zhenyu wanted to dig in the ground and escape.



also like xiang zuo.

he has a unique appearance and can easily make the audience laugh no matter how he acts.





also acted in "the secret history of xiaozhuang".

ma jingtao is playing dorgon.

he is playing the ghost lin zhengying wants to catch.



unfortunately, lin zhengying's era has passed, and xiang zuo is not interested in local ghosts or western ghosts.

so he racked his brains to develop other potentials.

not to mention, he is not good at taking the right path, but he is really good at taking the crooked path.

bao beier racked his brains to make a comedy, but every time he made a film, he was scolded. xiang zuo wanted to make a martial arts film, and every time he made a comedy, he got scolded.

now the whole internet is imitating him touching his nose, and this trend has even spread to the indian ocean.







however, i advise xiang zuo to use it less.

if you are not careful, it may turn to the right instead of upward.



in addition to touching his nose, xiang zuo also has many out-of-circle scenes.

for example, he made a vow with his father.

a firm back, firm eyes, and two firm fingers.



very good, the audience will understand it immediately.

asking yao ming for a cigarette.



the prince is the prince, his aura is extraordinary, even asking for a cigarette is like someone else owes him a cigarette.

unlike deng chao, when he sees a tall man, he just wants to be like a little bird.



the prince is not like the prince, his brain circuit is unusual, you can't imagine what he will do in the next second.

after touching his nose, he ran away.

immediately, immediately, quickly, like a rocket, it was launched with a whoosh.



he ran to the stairs, stopped suddenly, and slapped himself unexpectedly.



it's loud and crisp, just like traditional street popcorn in winter, with a bang that wakes everyone up.

it’s not even the new year yet, so you’re throwing firecrackers?

too impatient.



some people also explained that he didn't want to play cannon-throwing, maybe he simply wanted to turn on the voice-controlled lights.



unfortunately, this product did not exist at that time.

forget it, i'll flash his hand so that the slap won't be in vain.



some people were amused by xiang zuo and said that he was the king of comedy this year.

although it is not funny, it is very funny. it is not easy to amuse the audience. black cats and white cats are good cats even if they catch mice.

but i admire guo biting even more.

she is someone who can really achieve great things, and her endurance is extraordinary.

in the film, she is sitting on the stairs, in the same state as after marriage, with the mask still on but her soul out of her body.

only pronunciation, no expression.



even though xiang zuo was doing eye exercises with one hand and the audience outside the screen laughed like crazy, guo biting remained calm in the background.



the standard of a good wife is to be changeable, oh no, the standard of a good actor is to be changeable.

behind xiang zuo, her face was expressionless.

dancing face to face, she is charming and seductive.

smile and wink.



oops, scary.



no impact.

keep smiling and raising your eyebrows.



oops, scary.



how about it, do you admire it or not?

can you do it if i leave you alone?

you can't do it, so you can't be a little xiangtai.

she can do it, she can ride a bike, and the beauty saves the hero.



the picture is just a little bit scary.



but netizens must not misunderstand.

as i said before, xiang zuo is not interested in ghosts and other characters. he only loves martial arts movies. this movie is indeed a martial arts movie, with all the characters alive.

of course, living people are not necessarily normal people.

the film is called "the treasure at the door" and stars xiang zuo, guo biting, an zhijie, tang shiyi and li yuan.



the configuration is actually pretty good.

the director and screenwriter are xu haofeng.

he is one of the screenwriters of "the grandmaster". he is the director and screenwriter of "the master".

liao fan was nominated for the golden rooster best actor for "master", jiang wenli was nominated for the golden rooster and golden horse best supporting actress, and xu haofeng won the golden horse best action design award.

it's awesome.



there are stories, too.

the old man did not want his son to take over the martial arts school, so he asked his eldest disciple to take over before his death. after the eldest disciple took over, he carried out major reforms, which aroused dissatisfaction among the elders.

so the elders called xiang zuo to come back and fight.

in the end, the two parties fought and fought, and fought and fought, and they were defeated. the elders and tang shiyi benefited.



not a bad introduction, huh?

but there is an important point that everyone should pay attention to. you must have eaten instant noodles. there is a line of small words on it: the pattern is for reference only.

the same goes for xiang zuo's movies, from "feng shen" to "the treasure at the gate", you can't just look at the director, cast and introduction, but the actual finished film.

on the surface, it is gold, but in fact, it is... very abstract.

abstract inside and out.



for example, a production company.

others are various well-known cultural companies, and it is the "assistant film culture and arts company".

assistance, that’s how straightforward it is.



such as box office.

it was released for 6 days and the box office was 1.4 million.

let’s not talk about investing 200 million. even if we invest 2 million, we won’t get our money back, right?

what a "husband and wife waste movie".





money is not important, as long as the audience is happy.

in order to amuse the audience, there is no normal person in this film.

warm reminder: don’t go to the movie out of curiosity. it’s an hour and a half of mental abuse. don’t worry, i’ve extracted all the comedy elements for you.

curator master.

although he was seriously ill, he showed his majesty when he gave the order.



it can be said that offline.

he left as soon as he was told and immediately burped.



great disciple.

when he appears, he looks like a big shot. when he wears a hat and a windbreaker, he looks like xu wenqiang.



the result was a fight.

he ran away.

ran... away...



the discussion process between the two.



chairman meng.

this momentum and this look are awesome, right?



really awesome.

there was a door curtain but no one could get in, so he got in from underneath.



the expressions of the audience were just as confused as hers.



the more awesome it is, the more surprising the route is.

the last second, she said: martial arts are of great use in this world, but guns are useless.





the next second, she was shot and fell to the ground.



xiang zuo: meow meow meow?



the president struggled to get up and made a key point: please pay attention to her gloves.



then, she said a few last words and wiped her own eyes.

yes, those were her own hands! ! !

never seen it! ! !

it can still be like this! ! !



there are other characters as well, and each one of them has a sense of ritual more than anyone else.

absolutely! ! !



as for tang shiyi, he also has the same bizarre style of painting.

static image, inscrutable appearance.



dynamic picture, twisted like a twist.

for those who don’t know, i thought it was white snake drinking realgar wine in “the legend of white snake”.



as for xiang zuo, his spirit of pretending and changing his face runs through the entire movie.

the last second, i couldn't fight.







the next second, i fight.



last second: i will follow you obediently.



the next second: labor and management quit, and the japanese race begins.



the funniest part is, guo biting: just leave how you came.

he is gone.



just tell me, tell me, is it easy for biting guo to act in this drama?

it's all crazy.



but guo biting is not at a loss.

the lines in the film are probably her true feelings.

xiang zuona's only vivid expression is the most memorable in the entire film.