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the boring level of domestic movies today is probably that ordinary bad movies are not worth asking "how bad can they be?" (old friends may have also noticed that the update frequency of "i watch bad movies for the people" has actually been greatly reduced in the past few years! because the bad movies are not good enough!)

in this sense, lu chuan still has a sense of presence. he can bring "749 bureau" back to the past-"look, there is a big bad movie here" social network atmosphere.

in 2015, lu chuan took the copyright of "ghost blows out the lamp" and filmed "nine-storey demon tower". that year, some netizens issued this call sign: requesting that lu chuan be shot.

but "nine-storey demon tower", a bad movie that caused the whole network to collapse, has already laid a foreshadowing. lu chuan really loves the concept of "749 games". in fact, when this movie was reported in 2016, it was the second part of "the nine-story demon tower". lu chuan took the magical modification of "ghost blowing the lamp". after the modification, he was very satisfied with himself and prepared to build his own original ip "749 bureau". what kind of creative spirit is this!

these days, many people review "749 games" and say that it has been delayed for too long and is outdated. no, this thing will be a big bad movie if it was released in 2018!

to put it simply, "749 bureau" is a movie that has absolutely no logic and wants and doesn't have anything.

such an old setting that catches the eye at a glance: a winged alien boy has to face self-awareness issues and consider whether to save the world that has harmed him; what to do if alien creatures invade the earth. ——lu chuan shot two things together, and his level of imitating and reorganizing foreign films may not be as good as many editors at bilibili.

every setting was placed in that direction, and the director himself forgot about it.

this kind of directing technique of discarding the previous settings at any time is confusing. it turns out that lu chuan is the fish and has only seven seconds of memory. i can only make up random things based on the plot of the first seven seconds.

bureau 749 has a training class for children with special abilities, but except for wang junkai who has wings and can fly, and miao miao who can move objects with his thoughts, the other people's special abilities are not explained at all. according to the plot, wang junkai was bullied and called a monster since he was a child because he had wings. no, everyone who can enter this class is a "monster". why should he be bullied?

didn't they gather a group of people with special powers? in the end, when they fought together, i didn't see any special powers among them. in the foreshadowing, when a group of people from bureau 749 came to arrest wang junkai, they even played up the idea of ​​chongqing parkour. the co-authored special function training class is a parkour training class? but these people behind are protecting the earth and can’t even see the special skill of parkour. i don’t know what the foreshadowing is all about.

the previous clumsy use of some seemingly critical perspectives makes you feel that lu chuan is ready to show off again. wang junkai's character was bullied since childhood, and was used as a tool to test and abuse when he returned as an adult. the audience must be wondering whether lu chuan is going to use 749 games to represent a mechanism that does not respect individuals, and to create a system of individual resistance. wang junkai grew wings and was photographed by everyone, as if to accuse this era where everyone uses their mobile phones to take pictures of weirdos. even wang junkai's best adoptive father (xin baiqing) is an undercover scientist doing research beside him.

however, when he turned around, wang junkai still wanted to save all mankind! the plot is forcefully sensational. wang junkai knew that his adoptive father pushed him to save himself from being hit by a beam. the adoptive father himself was hit and paralyzed. wang junkai woke up and said, "i want to save the earth!" no, wang junkai is a winged alien creature. he can destroy a building by himself. how can he be knocked out by this building? have you ever seen a scene where a little monster slaps down a building with one hand and is finally hit to death by bricks? ? since ancient times, superpowers have never been filmed like this!

this kind of plot that i don’t know what is going on is everywhere. the scientist played by xin baiqing is the strongest in the film according to the setting. he does scientific research at home every day. xin baiqing showed the experimental data and took a yellowed notepad with curled edges. the paper was almost torn. i thought it was chen sicheng's "decryption" next door. but chen sicheng at least knew which era he was filming, and lu chuan didn't seem to even know that. the plot of "749 bureau" is in modern times with touch-screen mobile phones. why on earth does xin baiqing use a broken notebook to record experimental data? he obviously has a computer at home! ! ! ! at least it is safer to open the phone and note it in the iphone notes than to break the bank! ! !

in order to save all mankind, xin baiqing laid off his employees and female companions, and paid them in cash. if it weren't for the excitement of giving out year-end bonuses at the annual meeting, who would go to the bank to withdraw so much cash to give out! xin baiqing's character is still in a wheelchair! ! (thank god lu chuan at least filmed an electric wheelchair. i thought he was too smart to know that electric wheelchairs are available nowadays.) in short, according to the plot, a scientist as big as xin baiqing had to use a broken notebook to take notes without using a computer or mobile phone. i don’t know how to use online banking for money, so i have to use an electric wheelchair to go to the bank to withdraw cash, take a bag of money, and then use the electric wheelchair to carry it back! !

as soon as he reached 749 rounds, lu chuan remembered that he wanted to show off some high technology. jin shijia can use the sensor screen to control the big ball to hit wang junkai. at first, seeing jin shijia's exaggerated movements, he thought it was "super yoyo" (who still remembers this yo-yo comic). however, lu chuan wanted to make high-tech films but could only make films that felt like earthy dramas. it was not as exciting as "super yoyo" and "four wheel brothers".

with so many flaws, it’s usually not my place to say how bad the female characters are. it’s this broken plot that forces me to say it. the female agents of bureau 749 played by miao miao and ren min are extremely in love with the male protagonist wang junkai and will sabotage work plans for him at any time. these are the default values ​​​​of the country boy director who lacks imagination and i will not go into details.

the character played by xin baiqing is paralyzed, and he can still find a beautiful female companion like zhang junning. i have absolutely no objection to teacher xin baiqing, but his appearance is like this (passers-by will ask if he is wang junkai's grandfather in his lines), and zhang junning's appearance is like this. it seems that xin baiqing is almost the same as zhang junning's grandfather!

zhang junning also had to wear low-cut clothes and full make-up in every scene. she was either drunk or dancing like crazy. anyway, lu chuan was going to film "look at our talented man sitting in a wheelchair and being loved by sexy beauties. sexy beauties still wear heavy make-up and sexy outfits every day." there was lively singing and dancing in the house." when xin baiqing was about to save all mankind, he let zhang junning go. zhang junning was loyal and refused to leave and asked: "who will change your urine bag when i leave?" ahhhhhhh, a bad movie with 360-degree blind spots. here, hit me with a hit and miss!

(△xin baiqing’s character is called cao guoshu, and zhang junning’s character is called sun erniang, 😅)

chinese male directors will be cut off by half and not allowed to work in the industry. i don’t think the industry will suffer any loss.

this kind of broken plot is a copycat of countless foreign movies, each one of which is blended together. it is even worse than chen sicheng's copycat of nolan. in the end, it was directly shot into a positive theme. the great 749 bureau will protect this a piece of land to protect all mankind!

no, the plot of the male protagonist played by wang junkai, a heterosexual being bullied in a special training class for heterosexuals, is baffling enough. if you insist on accepting lu chuan's setting without any logic and say that the male protagonist is a victim who has suffered a lot, you would have thought that wang junkai was going to join forces with those copycat aliens to kill bureau 749 and his adoptive father who was undercover by his side. in the middle of the plot, there are scenes of citizens collectively transferring masks and protective clothing, and a city being deserted. i could imagine that lu chuan was so proud that he felt like he was dealing with reality again. then he made a u-turn, and the ferocious-looking 749 suddenly turned into a hero who protects mankind, right? the boy who was bullied in game 749 was suddenly inspired to fight against the big monster? zheng kai's previous setting was the most cruel leader, but in the big duel scene, he suddenly became the king of the sky who died heroically? ?

when the plot was trying its best to provide sensational music, i only had one thought in my mind: why is lu chuan burning his ass? why is your head burning? do you know what you are doing?

this is not over yet. finally, there are a bunch of beautiful scenery around the world in the african savannah, and suddenly the signal starts to "pulse of the earth" and so on. doesn't lu chuan feel that he is particularly sentimental and cares about human beings? and those of us who often go to disney just want to ask: huh? after saving humanity, the hero also went on a trip to "beyond the horizon"? waiting in line for two hours?

these collage and copycat things are illogical and cliche to the point. in the end, there was a close-up of wang junkai's closed eyes. i thought to myself, oh my god, don't let him suddenly open his eyes and the movie ends. sure enough, it was. so. what do you mean you want to make a sequel to this crap?

lu chuan has been addicted to "749 games" for so many years and filmed this? is this all about selling misery and spending money?

let’s start from the beginning. when “nine-storey demon tower” insisted on changing the tomb robbers to aliens, tian xia ba sing directly sued “nine-storey demon tower” because of the magic change. and he won the lawsuit.

before the release of "749 bureau", lu chuan once had a large-scale misfortune. it was widely circulated in the circle of friends. the general idea was that the movie was launched and the money was gone. it was not easy for lu chuan to make money by filming commercials and tv series to make back the budget. !

my impression after reading it at the time was that if lu chuan had discovered that he wanted to film aliens after reading the original work of "ghost blowing the lamp", so he threw away the original work and directly filmed the main game of "749 game", then you would have finished filming long ago. . if you like "749 bureau" so much, don't get the popularity of "ghost blowing the lamp" if you can. aren't you reluctant to let it go? didn't you trick a group of audiences into entering the cinema in 2015?

looking back at what lu chuan said in the interview at that time is even more ironic. for example, this paragraph:

"science fiction movies will think about future issues, such as artificial intelligence and the future of a planet, which is very important. if a nation has no curiosity and awe about the future, and our movies have been making fantasy and costumes, it will there can be a kind of mental stagnation.”

? ? ? ? ? after you made this movie, your spirit has stagnated! ! ! ! ! do you think what you are shooting is not fantasy? ? ? ? ? all the brainless sweet pets are more logical than you. the sweet pet also knows that he is a sweet pet and will not cross signals.

i still remember when "catch a baby" was released, lu chuan commented, "it is a tragedy for the culture that low-quality and highly alkaline comedy films like mahua dominate the chinese film market."

i thought lu chuan's "749 game" would never be filmed, so i thought about it and prepared to be myself. as a result, lu chuan couldn't maintain his account for 24 hours before he said his account had been hacked.

who knew that today's big internet companies would not take any losses. toutiao immediately said that after checking, there was no account hacking.

if you think about it carefully, these things are a signal. the whole world is sending hints to us: lu chuan has no brain! don't watch his movies!

the movie was released and received rave reviews, but lu chuan is still narcissistic. you still "come at me", you don't even dare to admit it after you cursed "catch the baby"!

how should i put it, chinese male directors are really having a great time. he was scolded to the point of being scolded time and time again, but he still had opportunities time and time again. even though he was sued for changing a big ip, he still had the chance to film his own "749 game".

the meaning of lu chuan's existence is to make "catch a baby" appear normal and make chen sicheng not the stupidest among the copycat kings. chinese male directors, just wait and you can always find a worse one.