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“watching 7 games for 9 yuan is totally worth it”

2024-09-06

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yesterday, the chinese national football team set another record, losing to japan 0-7.

in contrast to the crushing defeat, the chinese fans at the scene were united in their unity.

among them, a fan burst into tears and said that what he feared most was the lack of fighting spirit. if you can't play football, you can kick them.

this is not intended to retaliate, but to emphasize the defensive attitude. after all, the chinese national football team is far behind japan in terms of fouls.

outside the stadium, netizens were even more furious.

he xiaopeng criticized that if new energy vehicle companies were given ten years, they might be able to form a team to defeat japan.

why is everyone so angry?

because in the past we only lost by one or two goals and even drew several games, and for a long time we had no japanophobia at all.

even the chinese national football team under li tie only lost to japan by one goal in both games.

but this time it collapsed directly, and netizens who were disappointed with the company started making jokes about it.

i won't allow you to not see it.

trump once said that except for the chinese men's football team, china can do anything it wants to do.

everyone knows that he is not polite.

the president of brazil is different. he said he often watches chinese super league games.

by the way, it was this south american country that created the biggest tragedy of the chinese national football team’s defeat:0 to 8.

japanese media bluntly said that the chinese team was too weak and somewhat self-destructive.

the implication is that it failed to train the japanese team, so in order to make themselves stronger, those players who did not play practiced more after the game.

does this mean you’ll beat us by double digits next time?

someone reminded me to buy 000007. at first i thought it was a heavy bet on a shares, but i didn’t expect it was buying the chinese national football team and losing others.

but it was also a coincidence.

in fact, stocks have perfectly demonstrated that "finance is a consensus game". it doesn't matter whether what you believe is true or not, as long as enough people believe it, it is true.

sometimes people trade a-shares just by looking at the names.

i checked and found that the stock "quanxinhao", which has a good name, was indeed rising this morning.

is it true that the chinese national football team and a-shares will have something to do?

some netizens gave bad reviews to goalkeeper wang dalei.

in fact, he was the best performer in the national football team.

on the other side, some players took the initiative.

it is said that many national football players cursed coach ivan in the group chat; the media were also not idle, with reporters accusing him of not doing his job and being a liar.

considering that ivan led oman to an away victory over japan in the last world cup qualifiers, the question is, who is responsible for this crushing defeat?

it is too easy to expect the chinese national football team to not lose.

for example, the chinese national football team can play like this.

for example, we have already reached the level of five-star brazil:

china 0-7 japan.

germany 1-2 japan.

germany 7-1 brazil.

it is equivalent to a tie between the chinese national football team and the five-star brazilian team.

another example is the wonderful writing:

japan's narrow 7-point win exposed its fatal flaws.

the chinese national football team's small defeat cannot hide its kingly style

anyway, there are many algorithms, all of which represent the chinese team's venting of their anger.

so if you think about it, the chinese national football team has a very high cost-effectiveness ratio!

in a normal football match, you may not see a single goal in the entire game.

if you watch the game on iqiyi, you can see 7 goals for 9 yuan.

the chinese national football team is indeed very strong at times.

japanese comics such as "captain tsubasa" will devote a considerable amount of space to paying tribute to the chinese national football team of that time.

a similar scene occurred at this olympics.

many people forwarded the text of takehiko inoue, the author of "slam dunk", in which he said that the goal of japan's basketball development was once to catch up with the chinese team, the king of asia.

now the japanese men's basketball team has been making continuous progress, to the point where they narrowly lost to the strong french team.

so these pictures became a strong irony. after all, the chinese men's basketball and football teams are no match for japan.

what’s worse is that if the chinese national football team continues to lose, it may really happen that they will lose to vietnam.

this time, fan zhiyi watched the game by the huangpu river. the score kept going out of control and he was so angry that he wanted to jump into the river.

after being stopped, i found something even worse:

only score cards of 0 to 6 were prepared.

now fan zhiyi no longer curses people.

we also cannot scold the chinese national football team and say that they are playing blindly.

because blind people can kick better than them.

the french media described japan's victory as a crushing victory.

the comments from french netizens were also very funny, some asked why not use shaolin soccer.

so instead of blaming the grass for being too hard or too soft, or the temperature for being too low or too high, it is better to blame the wide influence of stephen chow's movies.

but the good news is that as we develop, there will be a steady stream of cultural output.

a magical scene appeared, called:there are great western scholars who have come to my defense.

the video in which wang dachui predicted the chinese national football team’s disastrous defeat has gone viral again.

however, many people did not finish watching this spoof.

in the next scene, the coach and the players hugged each other, happier than the winner.

because this was their last apology before disbanding, everyone rushed to apologize, and also:

come up with new ideas.

reveal the level.

look, how passionate he spoke. i thought the chinese national football team had won the world cup.

……

back to the game, what does 0 to 7 mean? even in king of glory, the credit points would be deducted.

but unfortunately, this may not be the limit of the chinese national football team, because they will face these strong teams next.

you think bahrain is weak, but they beat australia away from home yesterday;

you think palestine is weak, but they drew with south korea in an away game yesterday.

to put it bluntly, the chinese national football team is now completely on the chopping block, waiting for the moment to be eaten.

at this point, you must be wondering like me, the chinese national football team is so bad and has been embarrassing itself for twenty years, is there really anyone still watching?

sorry, there are so many people watching.

chinese football not only does not need government funding, but can even make money to support other projects. even before the golden era of football, the annual salary of chinese super league players exceeded one million.

on the other hand, for a sport like table tennis that is popular among the people, if there were no fan clubs, the table tennis super league might not be able to continue.

now that the era of money-driven football is over, many people will feel that no one watches the chinese super league anymore, and that the chinese super league is getting worse and worse.

actually not, the chinese super league is still self-sufficient.

data provided by the football news show that the situation of the 2024 chinese super league is encouraging, with attention continuing to increase and competitive data improving significantly.

in particular, most chinese super league games can attract an average of more than 20,000 people to watch on site.

the "good situation" of this league has more or less concealed the fatigue of the national team and paralyzed the psychology of individual players.

they will think that lying down is a wise choice, and the national team’s defeat has nothing to do with them.

all we can say is that chinese football still has a long way to go.

chinese fans have become the most generous and understanding fans in the world.

you see, after losing the game, they just wanted to travel to geneva to relax.

they will slowly present data and reason, and tell you how many games the chinese national football team has left:

"you can't win, it's very blue, very blue."

then they said in unison:the chinese national football team is awesome.

at this time, the reporter came on the stage and summed it up perfectly:

"a thousand words can be summed up in one sentence: come on, china! even though today's result is not satisfactory..."

this is the norm for the chinese national football team that we are familiar with.

……

but these were not the climax of the national football team’s disastrous defeat.

now some netizens have different opinions, they said:

"so what if japan won the football match? no country that is good at playing football is doing well."

saying that chinese football is not good is for the sake of the country's fortune. there is no need to spend energy to refute this narrow-minded view.

i think, since you are fantasizing about playing a big game, why don't you dare to bet big on the chinese national football team winning the world cup?

even your dreams are so small?