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what have you achieved by being persistent and focused on your studies abroad for decades?

craftsman spirit!

in china, what have we achieved through persistence and focus over the past few decades?

chinese men's football team.

therefore, on september 5, in the world cup asian qualifiers, the chinese team lost 0:7 to the japanese team, which can be said to be a super stable performance.

of course, seeing this is the worst war record against japan in history, many friends would curse and think it is a great shame and humiliation, and even want to smash things to vent their anger.

no need to!

from another perspective, the chinese national football team performed well. they only lost the ball in the 13th, 47th, 52nd, 58th, 77th, 87th and 90th minutes. this at least shows that we held on for 83 minutes and only failed to defend for 7 minutes...

well,let go of football, and let go of yourself.

general fan said that after watching the game, he was so angry that he wanted to jump into the huangpu river.

he is addicted to acting. although the huangpu river is quite hot now, the demonstration effect is very bad. do you want the chinese national football team to follow suit?

if you really can't hold back your anger and must smash things, be sure to check the price first to see if you can exchange the old one for a new one after smashing it. at least this can stimulate consumption.

to be honest, for chinese sports fans, the most trustworthy team is the national football team.

in competitive sports, in other arenas, such as the paris olympics, we always have too much suspense, which makes people have a heart attack, but when the chinese national football team loses, there is never any suspense.

in the past, we lost against south korea, japan, and iran. now, we lose against vietnam, thailand, and even hong kong...

the level of losing is becoming more and more stable. isn't this a result?

in fact, the fact that we were able to play against japan this time was mainly due to the small restaurant owner in singapore. why should we be so unrealistic?

besides, is losing really a bad thing?

when we lost to syria, syria expressed its deep gratitude:

in china, you have a peaceful and prosperous country with everything you need, so winning doesn't matter. we have fought so many civil wars, but only thanks to the game with the chinese team can we, the whole country, finally have some fun.

we really have to thank the chinese national football team. isn’t there a joke that says:

syria has a population of 20 million, half of whom have fled. of the remaining 10 million who survived the war, half are women. of the 5 million men, children and the elderly account for the majority, leaving less than 1 million men of military age, most of whom need to go to war. minus those who are too fat, have one leg, are blind... all who can come have come, only these dozen or so. the country has been crippled, and all home games are played in other countries.

syrians celebrated nationwide, and their feelings towards the chinese deepened a little; indeed, china-syria relations can withstand all kinds of tests and temptations, and the friendship will last forever.

it is said that chinese football has a slogan, which is "30 years of professional losing".

what’s more important is that we all need to see that behind the professionalism lies the good intentions of the national football team.

in fact, many fans, after so many years of suffering, finally suddenly realized and transformed themselves into financial management masters. although the chinese stock market is not satisfactory, they still successfully realized the dream of financial freedom. the reason is very simple:

if you took out 1,000 yuan and bet on the chinese national football team every time since 1990, you would have about 4.59 million yuan now. stocks, bank financial management? don't be ridiculous, what else is more stable than the chinese national football team? ! not every milk is called telunsu, and not every team is called te neng shu. the chinese football team has been professionally losing for 30 years, and has always been imitated but never surpassed. we don't score goals, we are just the porters of football. financial management of the chinese national football team! worth having!

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there are two kinds of balls in china, table tennis and football. one is unbeatable by anyone, and the other is unbeatable by anyone.

from this perspective, soccer and table tennis are on the same level. not to mention, soccer is several times bigger.

fifa finally couldn't stand the performance of the chinese national football team anymore: if such a good and dedicated team doesn't enter the world cup, will anyone still watch the world cup?

it is said that in order to allow the chinese national football team to go, the 2026 world cup has undergone an unprecedented major reform. originally there were only 32 participating teams, and that year it must be expanded to 48 teams.

48, a full 16 more at once.

in asia alone, there are a total of 8 teams that can participate.

you know, chinese people account for nearly one-fifth of the world's population. no matter how much sacrifice, dedication, and friendship comes first and competition comes second, the chinese national football team can go to the world cup as expected this time.

but the ball is round, and the chinese national team is always the most trustworthy.

we must never underestimate the high awareness of the chinese national football team.

a few friends carefully studied probability and finally came to a surprising conclusion:

when the three world cup spots were originally allocated to asia, the chinese team was said to be fourth in asia;

when asia was given four, the chinese team claimed to be the fifth in asia;

fifa has decided to give asia eight places in 2026. what if the chinese team happens to be ninth in asia?

i always feel that he is too optimistic.

who says the chinese national football team will definitely be ranked ninth in asia?

the only thing that is certain in this world is the existence of uncertainty, especially when facing the chinese national football team that is not easily defeated.

of course, we also need to see that football is never as simple as football. football is a big game:

the expansion of the 2016 world cup is said to be mainly aimed at chinese fans.

the 2026 world cup will be jointly hosted by the united states, canada and mexico, three north american countries, for the first time. if the chinese national football team really makes it to the world cup, chinese fans will be in a dilemma: if they go to watch the game, they will definitely spend more foreign exchange, and it is not easy to make money now; and what if a certain country finds an excuse to arrest some fans?

we chinese fans can't steal the limelight from the world cup.

so, after thinking it over, the most likely scenario is that the chinese national football team will grit their teeth, stomp their feet, and make a painful decision: let it be, for the best interests of the chinese people, we will not go to the three north american countries.

from the current perspective, in the first game of the asian 18-team qualifiers, they lost to japan 0:7. is this the way it is going to go?

no!

definitely not going!

let me ask, how many teams in the world can reach this level?

in fact, compared with the chinese team, the japanese team was more depressed, especially the japanese goalkeeper. he played for 90 minutes, but chinese fans didn't even get to see what he looked like.

not to mention, the national football team sometimes has unique efficacy in treating difficult and complicated diseases.

one fan believes that the chinese national football team is the lifesaver of his buddy. it is said that his buddy was in a car accident last year and became a vegetable. he has been lying in the hospital and cannot be awakened no matter how hard he tries. the doctor said there is no hope... until one day, the nurse turned on the tv and it happened to be a chinese national football match. he got up and turned off the tv...

in addition,many elderly mothers have said that after watching the chinese national football team’s games, they were very satisfied with their children’s academic performance.

doesn’t this also promote family happiness and social harmony?

considering the general stimulation, there is no motivation for the national football team. it is said that in order to encourage the national football team to eventually break out of asia and go to the world, in the changsha competition a few years ago, several girls also held up such hot slogans: the national football team is strong, kneeling for explosive shots.

oh, those girls are a bit too dirty.

no matter how many times the chinese national football team has abused me, i still treat it like my first love.

but how can these girls seduce the invulnerable chinese national football team? the chinese national football team would rather be weak than delay the girls' innocence: this kind of action is not suitable for children, girls, you should go home and find your sweetheart!

what kind of awareness is this, what kind of spirit is this?

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some friends are puzzled.china's national strength is growing day by day and is moving closer to the center of the world stage; chinese football remains the same, always lingering at the back of the field.

the development of things has its inevitable logic, and the chinese national football team’s loss has its internal laws.

isn’t this also reminding us all the time:while we are developing rapidly, we must also notice that we still have some shortcomings.

the chinese national football team is the best sobering agent.

no matter who we fight, it will be a tough challenge.

be cautious, be optimistic, and have the courage and vision to be able to lose.

besides, why do we have to win? what good will it do if we win?

if the earth stops rotating, we won’t have to struggle anymore?

the chinese national football team lost 0:7, but this is just the beginning. we need to keep a calm mind. who knows, it might be 0:8 or 0:9?

of course, if we lost 0:5 or 0:4 later, would we still feel some joy?

we should also note that the world's energy is generally conserved. the more the chinese national football team loses, to some extent, does it indicate that we will have good luck in other aspects?

brazilian president lula once publicly said that he often watches chinese football matches.

why watch?

i don’t know either. maybe the chinese national football team is more trustworthy and has a sense of relaxation that is rare on the field.

i just don’t know if president lula also watched the chinese national football team lose 0:7 to japan this time. after watching it, will he silently blame the brazilian national football team, asking why are you so strong?

because some things, don’t doubt it when i tell you, there is always a seesaw effect.others laugh at me for being too crazy, i laugh at others for not seeing through it!

friends who are experts in the field feel very sorry for the chinese national football team.

people always criticize the chinese national football team. first, complaining too much will break your heart and is bad for your health. second, and more importantly, if you carefully study the history of ancient and modern china and foreign countries, you will find that the chinese national football team has been losing. in addition to good intentions, it actually has profound philosophical and historical significance:

iraq won the asian championship that year, but the country was immediately beaten to a pulp by the united states. italy's economy collapsed immediately after it won the world championship. greece won the european championship that year, and soon went bankrupt. germany won the world cup, and a huge wave of refugees came. the emperor of the northern song dynasty had the jin kingdom capture gao qiu, a world superstar, as soon as he was discovered.

do you understand? who is the guardian of the country who has endured humiliation and protected the country's destiny and allowed china to develop steadily over the years? shout out four words: chinese men's football team!!!