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Koi in Chinese scenic spots have higher blood lipids than Shanxi people

2024-08-24

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In the race against obesity, no one can beat the koi in China's scenic spots.

Even the Americans coming here doesn't work.

A few days ago, I heard a little kid in the park shouting toward the lake:

"Look, Mom! There's a submarine in the water!"

"Silly boy, that's a koi! Come, feed it some bread."

It can be said that the koi in China's scenic spots currently have a higher blood lipid health risk index than people in Shanxi.

〓 The "2023 National Blood Lipid Ranking" shows that the province with the highest risk of dyslipidemia is Shanxi Province.

"Feeding" is an outward expression that best reflects the Chinese people's spirit of fraternity.

From parents who love to pick food for you, to the koi fish in the scenic area that are almost stuffed to death.

The glory of motherhood shines in every chubby life.

"The koi in Baotu Spring are fed at least three kilograms of food every day," said a staff member.

There are only two kinds of koi in Chinese scenic spots: one that needs to lose weight, and the other that is actually losing weight.

They look like Sammo Hung and are shaped like chicken wings wrapped in rice.

When in motion, he is like the Kung Fu Panda from the world of martial arts; when in silence, he is like a greasy middle-aged man with a big belly.

Only it doesn't look like a fish.

Seeing the koi in Chinese scenic spots makes one wonder: Can swimming really help you lose weight?

Maybe fish's memory really is only 7 seconds?

They have no idea this is their nth meal.

Sometimes the fish are not really greedy, they just want to swim to the water surface to breathe, and two taels of food will be sucked into their mouths as soon as they open them.

"There are more food floating on the surface of the water in the scenic area than there are plankton in the water."

〓 The water surface is full of food thrown by tourists

If these koi with "pig-like aura" lived in the Tang Dynasty, they would definitely be sacred beings.

All dragon robes and python costumes must be embroidered with giant pigs and fish.

The prime minister's broad mind suddenly took shape in the koi in the scenic area.

“It was the first time I saw a koi fish bigger than a child in Qinghui Garden.”

“The koi in Shenzhen Wildlife Park are bigger than swans!”

Some people are afraid that the fish will be malnourished and unable to grow strong, so they choose to feed them milk powder directly.

The three-foot-thick ice does not form overnight, and the reason why the fish becomes as fat as a pig is because of human nature.

In addition to the overflowing maternal love, "praying for Najib" is also the biggest killer of koi's health.

Chinese friends who are keen on praying see feeding as a convenient way to obtain blessings from gods.

The koi in temples and scenic spots are the medium for asking others to do things for you.

The fatter you feed the fish, the closer you are to the gods. The better they eat, the more good things they will say about you in front of the God of Wealth.

Based on the principle of "Koi is good luck, whoever sees it will be blessed".

In order to make the fish more visible in the water, humans feed the fish by directly sticking a spoon into the fish's mouth, just like the Boston Tea Party when the masses were fighting against the capitalists.

A friend went to Qinghui Garden and saw the koi in the pond. She fed the fish and made a wish at the same time. Just after she made the wish, the fish spat out the food.

Friend screamed: Why!!

She didn't know that these days there were too many people who asked fish to convey messages to the gods.

The koi in China's scenic spots have no calorie deficit, nor do they have the right to refuse food.

In addition to people's crazy piety, the koi's round belly also contains capital and business.

In 2018, China News Service reported that two fish feeding sites in Tianchi Lake, Qingxiu Mountain Scenic Area, Nanning were for rent, with an annual rent of440,000 yuanrise.

Finally, in the winning bid announcement on January 3, it was announced that the fish feeding site in Tianchi, Qingxiu Mountain Scenic Area was selected by the bidders asAnnual rent of 1.08 million yuan

According to industry insiders, “Each portion of feed weighs 50g (if it is reduced to 25g, the amount can be halved), and if about 10 tons of feed are sold a year, the rent can be recovered, 15 tons is enough to feed a person, and 25 tons can make a million.

Qingxiu Mountain in Nanning, Guangxi receives more than 2 million tourists every year.

The huge economic benefits make koi eat for 7 or 8 hours a day.

Some koi even sacrificed their lives for this sacrifice.

Although some parks have realized that carp’s life is also life.

There are signs in the lake advising people to watch fish in a civilized manner and not to feed the fish.

Qinghui Garden also sent a guy to promote it at the door:

"The fish in Qinghui Garden are almost dying of starvation. Please do not bring in any more fish food."

But as Tagore said: Once gold is tied to a bird's wings, the bird can no longer fly high.

When koi is linked to feng shui and interests, the fish's entire life can only be spent along this predetermined trajectory and it can no longer escape from this arranged path.

Willows are drooping, water is sparkling, and as I stare at the bloated koi in the scenic area, I can actually see a hint of gloom in their eyes.

Although they seem carefree, this blessing of having food to eat seems more like a beautiful shackle.

Although koi do not know the meaning of life, they have to carry their heavy bodies and complete this short life.