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Friendly risk warning: If you read this article before or after meals, you will get hungry easily; if you read it while eating, you will get irritated easily.

I don’t know how much Trump loves China.

The reputation of "Chuan Jianguo" that is widely circulated should not be undeserved or groundless.

However, if you want to ask whether Chinese people love Trump or not, the answer is certain, it is set in stone, with solid evidence, real money, and authentic.

It's the lice on the monk's head, obviously.

Figure 1-4: Trump's toilet brush. Some people say that Trump is a "shit stirrer". I reserve my opinion. Let's learn about the catfish effect. Stirring is healthier. How can you clean it without stirring? Such a private and secretive thing is arranged for Trump. If this is not love, what is it?

Figure 5-7: Huajia Yiyuan, a Beijing-style restaurant on Guijie Street in Beijing, has launched a Trump cultural ice cream with a matcha flavor that is fresh and refreshing. They should also launch a red bean one, with a red heart and two preparations.

Figure 8-10: If ice cream represents fleeting sweetness, then Trump socks represent personal care, and this small comb is simply the finishing touch.

Figure 11-13: You said that socks are not considerate enough because they stick to your feet. Well, let's look at a pen with a red scarf. This Trump pen can talk, and it talks about Trump's campaign speech when he first ran for president. Does the red pen clip look like a red scarf? He even said: I love China. It's Trump, confirmed. So considerate.

Figure 14-16: China is a country of gourmet food. Since ancient times, people have said that food is the most important thing for people. Sichuan cuisine, one of the eight major cuisines, is well-known both at home and abroad, and hot pot is its representative dish. Look at this Trump Yuanyang hot pot, is it Sichuan cuisine enough? Trump, with Sichuan cuisine. YYDS.

Figure 17-20: We have evidence for both highbrow and lowbrow content. Is there any more advanced evidence?
Of course no problem. Trump Cantonese Opera. Mr. Li Juming, a Feng Shui master and screenwriter from Hong Kong, created a Cantonese Opera Trump. The story is based on the 45th President of the United States, Trump, and is themed on Sino-US relations, US-North Korea relations, and the Sino-US trade war. It tells the story of Trump's separation and reunion with his "twin brother" Trump. So, you can imagine the value of this Cantonese opera.

Reprinted from: Design Addiction